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Podfic Polygon Harry Potter Podfics

Posted by: paraka on: May 9, 2019

Podfic Polygon is a podfic challenge where participants join groups and play pass the podfic so in the end, everyone in the group has picked a story, recorded someone else’s pick, and edited someone else’s recording of someone else’s story choice. Below are the entries from my group with Magic_Enough and sisi_rambles

Fic: baby birds and other adventures by dirgewithoutmusic, chosen by Magic_Enough
Voiced by: paraka
Edited by: sisi_rambles
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Gen
Summary: Harry did not know this and would not know this until Mrs. Granger mentioned it casually over a Christmas dinner years and years later– but she and Mr. Granger reported the Dursleys for child abuse and neglect, over and over.

The reports got lost– minds scrubbed down, papers vanished– but they kept calling in reports. They considered kidnapping. They couldn’t imagine why the wizarding world might want to keep their chosen one somewhere so toxic, why they might want to keep this underfed child and his messy hair with those people.

“My mother left me a blood protection spell,” said Harry, whose scar had not ached in years. He poked at his mashed potatoes under the focused attention of Mrs. Granger’s stern little forehead wrinkle. “I had to live with family, blood family.”

“Then they should have made them treat you right,” Mrs. Granger said, as though it was that simple.

Mr. Granger gave Harry another helping of peas.
Posted: May 9, 2019
Podfic: You can find this podfic on AO3.
Length: 0:24:59




Fic: Of Muggles and Searches and Family by alwaysimagined, chosen by paraka
Voiced by: sisi_rambles
Edited by: Magic_Enough
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Summary: She looks sad, late at night. Tucked into his side and pretending that she doesn’t want to cry and he wonders, sometimes, if this is what it was like when he left them, all those months ago.

So he starts to ask questions. All those little questions he should have asked years ago but never did. What are you parents like? What sports did they take you to see? What did they think, when they found out you were a witch?

First he asks to distract her. Then, a little later, he asks because all those questions are what makes up her and anything that made her is something he really, genuinely wants to know.
Posted: May 9, 2019
Podfic: You can find this podfic on AO3.
Length: 0:06:34





Fic: As Clever Does by igrockspock, chosen by sisi_rambles
Voiced by: Magic_Enough
Edited by: paraka
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Gen
Summary: By negotiating a contract, pulling a prank, starting a small business, and discussing justice and death, four characters demonstrate what being clever means to them.
Posted: May 9, 2019
Podfic: You can find this podfic on AO3.
Length: 0:14:48

Guest Voice Spider-Verse Podfic: To Have and to Hold

Posted by: paraka on: January 29, 2019

I had a tiny role in a group podfic



Fic: To Have and to Hold by Traincat
Organized by: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid
Podficcers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, GoLBPodfics, litrapod (litra), paraka, reena_jenkins, wingedwords
Cover Art: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid
Fandom: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Pairing: Olivia Octavius/May Parker, Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson
Summary: “Peter,” May said, jabbing her index finger into the center of his chest. “Liv and I are getting married. That is the end of the story.”
“She is my archnemesis!” Peter said, throwing his hands up in the air.
“Well,” May said, turning away from him. “That’s just something you’ll both have to work on. I’m going to go do the laundry now.”
“ARCHNEMESIS,” Peter shouted at her retreating back.
Posted: January 29, 2019
Podfic: You can find this podfic on AO3, or a live performance of it done at Podfication 2019
Length: 0:24:36

AI8 RPF Podfic: from this moment (you are the one)

Posted by: paraka on: December 31, 2018


Fic: from this moment (you are the one) by jeyhawk
Cover Art: paraka
Fandom: American Idol S8
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Summary: To save his family’s winery Kris accepts a surprise proposal from an old friend. Contemporary Arranged Marriage fic, just go with the flow, okay?
Posted: December 31, 2018
Notes: So apparently I recorded this years ago at an attempt at a 3 Day Novel Podfic weekend and failed horribly since pretty much none of it was edited when I decided December 29th to poke through my recorded but not edited podfic to see if I could get one more podfic squeezed out for 2018. The great thing about waiting this long to edit is that it’s like experiencing the fic anew while editing, which makes it so much more fun, especially with a fun fic like this.
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Length: 1:33:17

Star Trek Podfic: Ni’var

Posted by: paraka on: December 31, 2018


Fic: Ni’var by WerewolvesAreReal
Cover Art: paraka
Fandom: Star Trek: TOS
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Summary: Humans have daemons. Vulcans have katras. Spock, born of both, has neither. Which he’s fine with. Really. Meanwhile, James Kirk is a little curious about this whole daemon business, because how the hell can he have two souls – ?
Posted: December 31, 2018
Notes: Recorded for duckgirlie for #ITPE2018
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Length: 1:33:03

Bandom Multivoice: Frank Has Died of Dysentery

Posted by: paraka on: December 6, 2018



Fic: Frank Has Died of Dysentery by Dira Sudis
Organized by: reena_jenkins
Podficcers: marianas, paraka, reena_jenkins, ZigZagLurkSwag
Cover Art: reena_jenkins
Fandom: Bandom, My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Gen
Summary: “And we lost Toro fording a river, but I’m getting pretty good at hunting, so I don’t think Mikey and I will have to eat you.”
Posted: December 6, 2018
Podfic: You can find this podfic on AO3.
Length: 0:06:38

Guest Voice Avengers Podfic: Subjective Histories

Posted by: paraka on: October 18, 2018

I had a tiny role in a group podfic



Fic: Subjective Histories by Odsbodkins
Organized by: reena_jenkins
Podficcers: argentumlupine, blackglass, cantarina, daroos, miss_marina95, Mrs Potato Head, paraka, reena_jenkins, Rhea314, Shmaylor, yue_ix
Cover Art: reena_jenkins
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Steve/Bucky
Summary: Extracts from materials relating to the official biography of Steve Rogers (A Kid From Brooklyn, Yale University Press, 1999)
Posted: October 18, 2018
Podfic: You can find this podfic on AO3.
Length: 1:00:17

Bandom Podfic: For Every Failing Sun

Posted by: paraka on: September 15, 2018



Fic: For Every Failing Sun by cedarbranch
Cover Art: paraka
Fandom: Bandom, My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Gen, Frank/Gerard
Summary: In a town cursed to eternal night, Mikey Way is dying. Gerard is desperate to save him, but doing so seems impossible – even Ray, the town’s doctor, is helpless in the face of age-old magic.
But even in a land of darkness, one bond may prove powerful enough to restore the light.
Posted: September 15, 2018
Notes: Created as part of pod_together 2018
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Length: 1:32:15

Bandom Podfic: You Shot Me a Smile and My Cares Were Gone

Posted by: paraka on: September 11, 2018



Fic: You Shot Me a Smile and My Cares Were Gone by dapatty
Cover Art: dapatty
Fandom: Bandom, Panic! at the Disco
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer
Summary: Spencer and Brendon soul bond and don’t realize it for, like, three years.
Posted: September 11, 2018
Notes: Created as part of pod_together 2018
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Length: 0:09:16

Podfic Polygon Bandom Podfics

Posted by: paraka on: June 18, 2018

Podfic Polygon is a podfic challenge where participants join groups and play pass the podfic so in the end, everyone in the group has picked a story, recorded someone else’s pick, and edited someone else’s recording of someone else’s story choice. Below are the entries from my group with DuendeVerde4 and marianas


Fic: Beginning by impertinence, chosen by paraka
Voiced by: DuendeVerde4
Edited by: marianas
Fandom: Bandom, Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Summary: More superheroes prequel. Pete and Patrick meet and it’s a little bit of a disaster, if one with a future.
Posted: June 18, 2018
Podfic: You can find this podfic on AO3.
Length: 0:30:51





Fic: Words Could Never Be Enough by cedarbranch, chosen by DuendeVerde4
Voiced by: marianas
Edited by: paraka
Cover Art: paraka
Fandom: BAndom, My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Summary: Gerard’s constantly in awe, but can never fully express it.
Posted: June 18, 2018
Podfic: You can find this podfic on AO3.
Length: 00:09:36




Fic: Put Down Your Weapons by chaosmanor, chosen by marianas
Voiced by: paraka
Edited by: DuendeVerde4
Fandom: Bandom, Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Summary: Not even Patrick really noticed when he stopped talking completely.
Posted: June 18, 2018
Podfic: You can find this podfic on AO3.
Length: 0:35:09

Bandom Podfic: Inch of Skin

Posted by: paraka on: May 21, 2018

Fic: Inch of Skin by [archiveofourown.org profile] the_ragnarok (text link)
Co-Podficcer: [archiveofourown.org profile] miss_marina95
Fandom: Bandom – Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Summary: In his interviews, Pete Wentz likes to joke about the soulmark. He went on a talk show once with his right wrist bared to show a temporary Care Bear tattoo. There was kind of a media uproar about it, which is the only reason Patrick knows this—he doesn’t even follow media for musicians he likes. He’s not going to do it for a pop-punk teen heartthrob who sold his soul to MTV.

Notes: Posted as a slightly belated celebration of my 10 year podficversary *\o/*
Content Note: there are a couple references in this fic to underage and very unequal relationships.

Posted: May 21, 2018

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Length: 1:02:05

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Hello! I'm Paraka and I've been floating around fandom since 2003. You can find me being fannish all over the place but these days mostly on AO3, and a little bit on Twitter (though that seems to be mostly politics these days).

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